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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:55
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Weed may be bad for your heart, whether you smoke or consume edibles - Live Science
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Make Nazis afraid again!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
What is the best video editing software you are using presently?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!